This has been a tough decision with so many contenders even for shortlisting!
Here are a just a few of our runners up:
David Davis- for total lack of effort
Boris Johnson- for openly racist chest-beating
Nadine Dorries- for being absolutely clueless about anything and everything Brexit related yet still offering her opinion
Dominic Raab- for having no idea why Dover was important
John Redwood- for refusing to debate anything outside of what he is ‘prepared’ to discuss and urging British businesses to invest abroad
Phillip Hammond- dismissed early for refusing to be optimistic about the impending doom
Jeremy Hunt- for so many reasons
Nigel Farage- for being an utter racist charlatan
Liam Fox- for doing precisely zero
Iain Dale (LBC)- for being indignant about everything
Ken Clarke- for pledging to back May’s ‘deal’ after spending his entire career as a committed Europhile
Kate Hoey- for being a Tory in disguise and trying to undermine the Labour Party at every opportunity
The BBC- for a complete lack of impartiality
James Dyson- for shipping his business offshore to ‘reduce costs’
Michael Gove- for virtually guaranteeing lower food standards while pretending the opposite is true
Gisela Stuart- for virtually disappearing so she doesn’t have to defend her part in the whole mess
Tim Martin- for promising that Wetherspoons will only sell British booze then doing nothing about it
Chris Grayling- The No Ferries Ferry Option
Michael Caine- for saying he would be happy for people to be poorer outside of the EU than richer in it (while being rich in any eventuality)
Nigel Lawson- for pontificating about the evils of the EU from his permanent home in France
The list could go on and on!
For 2nd place and our worthy winner check back later today
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